Welcome to the Flaming Faggot

Callovia is called "the boundless empire" yet you have managed to find its northern border - a notorious roadhouse deep within the Madrasan Marches on the edge of the wilds of Llanvirnesse. The sign above the door reads "Flaming Faggot," which would suggest a cozy, homey inn with fresh biscuits served at teatime if not for the severed troll heads mounted on pikes at the gate.

As you cross the threshold the raucous din quiets momentarily as all eyes dart to the door and calloused hands drop instinctively to well-worn sword hilts. The threat, instantly assessed, is dismissed and roadhouse patrons go about their business hardly missing a beat.

Grim, hard-eyed men huddle around tables in close conversation thick with conspiracy; caravan guards gamble away their earnings; Caemric rangers sit close to the fireplace cooking the damp of the Black Annis from their clothes as they warm their innards with Red Dragon Ale; minstrels play and buxom wenches dance for the pleasure of men who pay them little attention - until they need a companion to warm their bed.

As you approach the bar, a huge, bald barman with a greatsword slung across his back slides a mug of freshly-pulled ale towards you, its frothy head dripping over the rim.

"Pull up a seat, lad," he says, "and let me tell you a tale of high adventure."

Monday, September 24, 2012

I am James T. Kirk

Sweet!
Now excuse me while I take my shirt off.

Your results:
You are James T. Kirk (Captain)
James T. Kirk (Captain)
70%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
65%
Will Riker
55%
Worf
50%
Beverly Crusher
45%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
45%
Spock
42%
Geordi LaForge
40%
Jean-Luc Picard
40%
Mr. Sulu
35%
Chekov
35%
Deanna Troi
35%
Mr. Scott
25%
Data
15%
Uhura
15%
You are often exaggerated and over-the-top
in your speech and expressions.
You are a romantic at heart and a natural leader.
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5 comments:

Tim Shorts said...

I would like to note that I may have been Deanna Troi and equal parts red shirt, but I contest your saying she was the lamest character on Star Trek. By far she filled out his uniform better than any other on that show. And the episode where they were in the old west and she was dressed in leather...forgedabodit.

Anonymous said...

Awesome, but your #2 match was a redshirt! Don't feel bad though, my #1 was redshirt....

Trey said...

But do the ladies agree, Sean? ;)

Sean Robson said...

Yes, Trey. Yes they do.

@Tim: I don't know...I think Will Riker nearly matched Deanna for filling out a uniform. So much so that he wore a man-girdle to keep from spilling out of it.

Tim Shorts said...

Oh Sean, I did not need to know that. I'm never playing pretend Star Trek with you again.