Okay, this has no relation to gaming, but it's too funny not to share. If you've ever been a grad student then this one's for you.
(Notice how I'm making all these short, fluffy, last-day-of-the-month posts so that January doesn't go down as my least prolific month of all time?)
Welcome Back to the Labyrinth
"We have been away far too long, my friends," Ashoka declared, his face lit by the eldritch green glow of his staff. "But we have finally returned to the labyrinth whence our adventures first began."
"Just imagine the treasures that lie within," said Yun Tai, flexing his mighty muscles. "Wealth enough to live in luxury the rest of our days."
"And arcane artifacts of great power," added Ashoka his words dripping with avarice. "All ours for the taking!"
"Umm...guys?" Nysa interrupted. "Do you hear something dripping?"